Below is an excerpt from an episode of Dr. DUI Radio that aired in California. Okorie Okorocha (Dr. DUI) is an extremely experienced and well-respected DUI attorney handling cases throughout California. If you are in need of a DUI defense lawyer in Los Angeles or Southern California, contact Okorie and the rest of the California Legal Team at the number listed above.
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Woo. Dr. DUI again, and we’re still resetting the show. Feel free to call in or just text me your number at 310-871-3217 or give me a call, 310-871-3217. Or let’s see, the official number is – where the hell is this? Oh, it’s just great radio here. Okay. It’s 646-381-4547. Okay. Take care. We’ll be right back in two minutes. We’ve got to reset the show.
[Music]Okay. It’s Dr. DUI. I’m back. We were just taking a little host break there because I get to take a break once in a while. My voice just gets worn out, so we take a little break every hour on the hour. It’s oo@casehelp.com or you can find us on Facebook, on Twitter – this Twitter business I really don’t understand. I really don’t understand Twitter. You see stuff like – people just post nonsense, like Jim’s in the shower. Mike’s in the car. Gary’s arguing with his wife. Stuff we don’t care about.
And they show these shows where you see 500 kids who do, like, 2000 tweets a day. Like, really? Really? A teenager. You’re 14 and have that much going on that we need to know about that many times a day? It just drives me crazy. I’m just so tired of it. I’m just tired of hearing this nonsense.
With your tweets you can Tweet us, DUITrialLawyer if you have something serious you want to talk about.
Now we talked about how to prevent DUIs. We talked about the flaws in breathalyzers. We talked about you shouldn’t do field sobriety tests unless you’re under 21 or on probation. You shouldn’t take any test in the field. Just say I want a lawyer. I’m doing no tests. Arrest me. They arrest you. You go to the station and do a breath test. That’s the one I want to challenge when we go to court. Again, that’s the one I want to challenge when you go to court is the breath test.
Now, if you’re positive you’re under the limit, take the blood test. That’s the most reliable test. But the one I want to cite is the breath tests, and take as few tests as possible so you don’t take the one on the test. You don’t take the one – you don’t take the breath test. Oh, we’re getting tired here. We don’t take the breath test.
And Cutmaster Callum keeps holding things up. You want me to take the email? All right. So the email – let’s see. What is this about? Oh, it’s our talk radio show. It’s on email. What did you send it to me for?
Okay. Thank you. Why did you – you want to just tell me that it’s online? I don’t understand. Okay. It’s for me to monitor. I don’t want to monitor it. I know what I’m saying. Okay. He wants me to go into our law firm funny name segment.
Okay. This is the segment where we go into funny names for law firms. Let’s see. The first one is – oh, my god. We’re doing – okay. All right. We have – one’s from Dr. Peyton who wants to talk about breastfeeding, and Dr. Peyton’s basically saying about drinking or using other drugs during breastfeeding how it’s extremely dangerous, and it’s safer in most cases not to breastfeed than doing it. But please, just don’t do anything. Just don’t drink. Dr. Peyton, we don’t even need to go into the science. Why is anybody drinking and breastfeeding? Why is anybody doing drugs and breastfeeding? Why is anyone even doing this? I just don’t really understand it.
I mean, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s like driving a car. Why would you do it? You don’t get anything out of it, and the costs are too high. The costs are too high. You know, I just don’t want to do it. I just don’t agree with it. It’s an unnecessary evil, kind of like lawyers. Oh, and lawyers cost a lot of money. Well, the good ones do.
And most of the time you’ll be horribly disappointed in what you get. You think these lawyers are these geniuses. It’s usually these big, fat putzes. Mike Smith. And you see him show up, and he’s wearing a jacket he wore in college. He’s balding, has a horrible comb-over. He’s not smart like me to just shave your head. He’s a DUI defense, and he charges you $2,000.00, and the $2,000.00 is for pleading guilty for them, and your case has merit. That’s the last thing, a case with merit, and he’s pleading you guilty.
Oh, it’s like I just don’t understand. There’s really no need to go into it. But I do want a picture of those fake boobs that you've got to wear to put the breast milk in. Those I think are funny. That’s fun. Cutmaster Callum wants to know if he can dry hump them.
This is not an adult show. You know, I – no, we’re not using you as the DJ right now. You’re just bothering the heck out of me, you know. That’s why we had to reset the show the first time because you dropped the F-bomb. And I do have to – I’m sorry. I have to reset the show every time foul language is used because we can’t allow it over the air. There are FCC regulations.
But anyway, so I guess we will get back to the email and phones in a minute. Tweet me at DUITrialLawyer, and you can find me on Facebook at www.facebook.com/DUITrialLawyer. And we have, let’s see, lawyer extraordinaire Dan Shapiro, who is hitting us up on Facebook as well as some of our other guests.
We have Walter Hackett who sues banks, lawyer extraordinaire, at H-E-A-C-K – I’m sorry, H-A-C-K-E-T-T Law dot com. Walter Hackett. I call him Walter “the Hack” Hackett. Sues banks. Great lawyer. Put in question for a show.
There’s attorney and medical doctor Arlan Cohen in Pasadena. He’s a medical malpractice specialist, the best in California, hands down. If you have a case, a medical malpractice case, call Dr. Cohen, Arlan Cohen, A-R-L-A-N; his partner Lawrence Rudd R-U-D-D, Lawrence common spelling.
Okay. So we played some games earlier where we called up Attorney Nick. And we’re going to call various people during the night and see how they’re doing. Many people are onto our trick right now, but we’re going to go ahead and call Assistant Shirley right now, and she is going to flip and kill me, but let’s see if we can call her.
Yeah, legal assistant, paralegal Shirley is kill me – going to kill me. But let’s call her. Just one second, okay. We’ve got to get her on the phone.
This is on the radio. Okay. Hold on one second. Again, you’re on the show with Dr. DUI. The phone number they assigned to us, 646-381-4547. I don’t know if it’s working, so just email me, oo@casehelp.com.
We called Attorney Nick earlier. Attorney Nick was thrilled to hear from us. Yeah, I know. I could just tell he was ready to drop the F-bomb.
So we’ll cal paralegal Shirley, who is going to flip out. So let’s give her a call. In California you can’t call people without telling them they’re on the air, so we do have to tell her she’s not he air unfortunately, but I don’t want to. But what are you going to do?
